Examples

You

Can't

Fuck

With

That.

- Fat Joe ft. Lil Wayne - Make it rain

- Nelly Furtado - Maneater (B-More Remix)

Kawaii Pt. 4

Perdre une epaule gauche. Ne plus sentir ses doigts. Avoir mal aux abdominaux. C'etait la grande premiere. Non je ne parle pas de sexe. Non je ne suis pas enceinte. J'ai juste repris le handball et je souffre.

- The Pack - Vans
- The Futureheads - Worry about it later (Switch Remix)

Loosing your left shoulder. Not feeling your fingers anymore. Your abs hurt. It was the great first time. No I'm not talking about sex. No I'm not pregnant. I just re-start practicing handball and it hurts.

Kawaii Pt. 3

On emmenage. On choppe le Wifi de quelqu'un d'autre. NBA Live 2004. On ressort les magasines de basket de 92. On se garde bien de montrer ses Upper Deck. Les Fleers c'etait nul. On aimerait bien s'acheter les Citrus.

- Rohff - Starfuckeuse
- M.I.A. - Sunshowers (Surkin Remix)

We're moving in. We're getting the Wifi from someone else. NBA Live 2004. We're pulling some basket ball mags from 92. We keep our Upper Deck away. Fleers were wack. We would like to buy some Citrus.

Kawaii Pt. 2

On mange de la glace à la mangue tous les deux sur un banc. On se regarde. Elle mate mes Air Alpha Force II. Elle doit reprendre le train. Des larmes commencent à couler sur ses joues. Ouais ouais. C'est ça.

- Noreaga ft. Cam'ron, Big Pun & Jadakiss - Banned from T.V.
- D-Block - Mighty Mighty D-Block

We're eating some mango ice cream the both of us on a bench. We're staring at each other. She's looking at my Air Alpha Force II. She had to catch her train. Some tears start to flow on her chicks. Yeah Yeah. That's it.

Kawaii Pt. 1

Le Japon c'est aussi ca. Les Shibuya girls trop bronzées. Ils ont aussi leurs blaireaux. Ils trainent à Shinjuku vers 1-2 heures du matin. Ils ont tous la même coiffure, un pantalon blanc moulant et des pompes pointues. Les mêmes qu'ici.

- Bonnie Tyler - Total eclipse of the heart (I need songs like this one, so 80s)
- Spank Rock - Put that pussy on me (Josh Console Remix)

Japan is also that. Some Shibuya girls too tanned. They also got some loosy ass boys. They are around Shinjuku at 1-2 in the morning. They all got the same hair dress, a tight white trousers and some pointed shoes. Same as here.

Mayu Pt. 4

Pour le rap New Yorkais des années 90, voilà un Eric B. & Rakim bien cool pour vos soirées entre jeunes. Les Teriyaki Boys ont des pesetas alors ils font des concerts CRAZY DINGO et s'achetent des bonnes prod.

- Eric B. & Rakim - Follow the leader
- Teriyaki Boys - Tokyo Drift

For the 90s New Yorkish rap, here is a nice Eric B. & Rakim track for your young people- parties. The Teriyaki Boys got some stash so they have some CRAZY DINGO concerts and they buy some good prod.

Mayu Pt. 3

Pour ceux qui ne savent pas "Mayu" est un mot branché japonais qui veut dire delicieux. A sortir dans les restaurants, les Starbucks, les KFC, etc ... Il faut que ce mot se propage dans le monde entier.

- Pharrell & Kanye West - Number 93 (DJ Benzi Remix)
- Beyonce - Ring the alarm

For those who don't know "Mayu" is a hype japanese word that means delicious. You have to use it in restaurants, Starbucks, KFCs, etc ... This word has to be spread in the entire world. Make it yours.

Mayu Pt. 2

Takumi, Yuko, Kenji, Masashi, Kate, je vais vous revoir. Je reviendrais. Trop de connexions au Japon. J'ai raté la Colette Party sur le bateau mais ca n'est que partie remise. L'an prochain sûrement.

- Chingo Bling ft. Mistah Fab & Fa-Bo - Do the lasso
- MSTRKRFT - Easy love

Takumi, Yuko, Kenji, Masashi, Kate, I'll see you again. I'll be back. Too many connections in Japan. I missed the Colette Party on the boat but it will come. Surely next year.

Mayu Pt. 1

Liste de choses que je peux dire :
- Je suis pote avec une star de la J-Pop
- J'ai vanné le gars qui fait les jeans Evisu à Tokyo
- Je me suis fait coiffé chez un coiffeur branché Tokyoïte à 3 h du matin
- J'ai porté des manteaux à 3000 euros alors qu'il faisait 30°C.

- Brian Adams - Summer of 69
- Revl9n - Someone like you (MSTRKRFT Remix)

List of things that I can say :
- I'm a friend of a J-Pop star
- I teased the guy who makes the Evisu jeans in Tokyo
- I went to a hype hairdresser at 3 a.m.
- I wore $3000+ coats while it was 30°C out there.

Good night

Boire de l'alcool. On fait la fermeture des bars. On va faire un karaoke parce que ca y est il est une heure, on est saoul. On chante James Blunt - Goodbye my lover. Je me prends pour Ludacris, je lance des "For all the bitches in the place", "You can't fuck wid me", c'etait drôle.
Desolé pour les liens Yousendit, Free est down.

- Andy Caldwell & Jay-Z ft. Latrice - Give a little (Trentemoller Refix)
- Mathias Schaffhäuser - Coincidance (Trentemoller Remix)

Drinking alcohol. We are at bars until they close. We're going toa karaoke cause now it's 1 A.M. and we're drunk. We're singing James Blunt - Goodbye my lover. I front like Ludacris, I throw some "For all the bitches in the place", "You can't fuck wid me" to the crowd, it was funny.
Sorry for the Yousendit links, Free is down.