Sunday, April 30, 2006

Fire



Pour le premier morceau vous avez interet à avoir un bon soundsystem au niveau des basses, les productions Lil Jon font souvent ça. Ca vient du Sud, c'est BME Clique. C'est violent. Le deuxieme morceau est electronique minimaliste.

- Lil Scrappy ft. Lil Jon - Gangsta Gangsta
- Jesse Rose - You're all over my head

For the first track you'd better have a good soundsystem as a matter of bass, Lil Jon's productions are often like that. It's coming from the South, it's BME clique. It's violent. The second track is minimalist electronic music.

Saturday, April 29, 2006

L.O.V.E.



Se faire piquer son vélo. Des gens qui tapent trop fort sur leurs calculatrices. Des collègiens qui ont les mêmes Vans Slip Ons que toi. Un casque qui te fait ressembler à Mickey. Heureusement qu'il y a des chanson d'amour dans le rap.

- Lloyd Banks - Smile
- Ludacris - Splash Waterfalls

Getting your bike robbed. People who are typing too hard on their computers. Some teenagers who got the same Vans Slip Ons that you got. A headphone that makes you looklike Mickey. Hopefully there are some love song in rap music.

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Game Over



Une paire de Dunks. Les formes sont faites au laser. Le sigle Nike est fait en or pour le contour et en feuille d'or pour l'interieur. La boîte fournie est parre-balle, on sait jamais ce qu'il peut arriver. On est pas là pour rigoler comme ces deux morceaux.

- Jay-Z - Justify my thug (Remix)
- DMX ft. Swizz Beatz - Get it on the floor

A pair of Dunks. Shapes have been lazered. Nike swoosh is made out of gold for the edge and gold leaf for what's left. The box is bulletproof, we never know what can happen. We ain't here to joke like those two tracks.

Monday, April 24, 2006

Fucking brilliant



Vous aimez la dance pour fille de 14 ans. En Suède aussi, c'est pouquoi Sunblock est en haut des charts Scandinaves. Vous aimez aussi Nathan Fake (no Brokeback), alors quand il remixe du Steve Lawler, ça donne ça.

- Sunblock - First time
- Steve Lawler - Out at night (Nathan Fake Remix)

You like dance music for 14 year old girls. In Sweden too, that's why Sunblock is on top of the Scandinavian charts. You also like Nathan Fake (no Brokeback), so when he's remixing some Steve Lawler, here what it is.

Sunday, April 23, 2006

Geek Pie



"I'm too sexy for my jeans
I have to take them off
Before you put your hands on my ass"

- Cat5 - Sexy

"We're better than you and we know it"
-Dodgeball-

- Joe Budden ft. Coke - Stuntin

Saturday, April 22, 2006

Eli vs. Lee



Scotty Nguyen n'etait pas dans un bon jour. Gabe Kaplan était superlooké. Mise de départ, 60000$. Las Vegas. L'hotel Le Mirage. Duel final entre Eli et Lee. Eli gagne ce tournoi sur une paire d'as.

- Shawnna ft. Missy Elliot - What can I do ?
- Petey Pablo ft. Slikk the Shocker - I

Scotty Nguyen was not in a good day. Gabe Kaplan was superfancy. Starting bet, $60000. Las Vegas. The Mirage palace. The Final duel was between Eli and Lee. Eli is winning this tournament with a aces pair.

Friday, April 21, 2006

For You



Pour toi Nicolas, le seul lecteur de ce blog. Toi qui arrive à porter fierement un chapeau de cowboy en soirée. Toi qui aime les skates des années 90. Toi qui arrive à parler couramment le québecois.

- Gnarls Barkley - Transformer
- Juelz Santana - From bottom to top

For you Nicolas, the only reader of this blog. You who can proudly wear a cowboy hat at a party. You who loves some early 90s skateboards. You who can speak fluently french from Canada.

Thursday, April 20, 2006

Teen Movies Pt. 10 : A lot like love



Des rencontres au hasard. New York. Bon Jovi. Lui vend des couches, elle veut devenir comedienne. Los Angeles & San Francisco. Ashton Kutcher. Amanda Peet. Quelques coups durs. Elle finit photographe. Ils finissent ensemble.

- King Geedorah - Mic Line
- Jim Jones - J.I.M.M.Y.

Encounters from the blue. New York. Bon Jovi. He's selling diapers, she wants to become an actress. Los Angeles & San Francisco. Ashton Kutcher. Amanda Peet. Some ups and downs. She's eventually becoming a photograph. They eventually stick together.

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

That was a team



Ostertag qui se fait bouger par Pippen, t'es pivot, moi arrière et alors. Stockton qui tire le maillot de Rodman, ces gens de l'Utah sont vraiment inconscients. Michael qui contemple. Finale 1997, pas de competition possible.

- Bouba - Boulbi
- The Supremes - You keep me hangin' on

Ostertag being moved away by Pippen, you're a center, I'm a forward and so. Stockton who is pulling Rodman's jersey, people from Utah are really unconscious. Michael staring. 1997 NBA Finals , no competition possible.

Monday, April 17, 2006

America



Les tee shirt 6XL. Les trucker hats. Von Dutch. Mitchell & Ness. Yankees. Hummer H2. La musculation. Les pom pom girls. Ludacris. Fox News. Burger King. Central Park. Le metro. Greenpoint.

- The Clipse - On my shit
- Cassius - 1999

6XL tees. Trucker hats. Von Dutch. Mitchell & Ness. Yankees. Hummer H2. Working out. Cheerleaders. Ludacris. Fox News. Burger King. Central Park. Subway. Greenpoint.

Saturday, April 15, 2006

Summer 2001



Première sortie hors de l'Europe. Los Angeles. Les Dodgers, Beverly Hills, USC, UCLA, les Angels. Aaliyah meurt dans un accident d'avion, tout le monde en parle, elle était jeune. Deux semaines plus tard, le World Trade Center.

- M.I.A. - Bucky Done Gun (Paul Devro Remix)
- Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince - Boom Shake the room

First time out of Europe. Los Angeles. The Dodgers, Beverly Hills, USC, UCLA, the Angels. Aaliyah die in a plane crash, everybody is talking about it, she was pretty young. Two weeks later, the World Trade Center.

Friday, April 14, 2006

Choices



IAM ou NTM. OM ou PSG. New York ou Los Angeles. Pim's ou Barquettes. Nike ou Adidas. 2 Pac ou Notorious. Train ou avion. Destiny's Child ou Kylie Minogue. Julio ou Enrique. Beatles ou Rolling Stones. Ta mère ou ton père. Skate ou rollers. Starbucks ou Max Havelaar.

- Chingy ft. Snoop Dogg & Ludacris - Holidae Inn
- Adidacolor - White (iTunes Video)

IAM or NTM. Lakers or Knicks. Bagels or Wafles. Nike or Adidas. 2 Pac or Notorious. Train or plane. Destiny's Child or Kylie Minogue. Julio or Enrique. Beatles or Rolling Stones. Your mother or your dad. Skate or roller. Starbucks or Max Havelaar.

Thursday, April 13, 2006

Two weeks



Le premier remix nous vient de Curtis Vodka. Il vit en Alaska. Bravo. Ce morceau est tout simplement dingue. Si on decomposait le petit son strident en série de Fourrier, les sinuosoïdes obtenues seraient douces, comme ce son. Un remix de Cassius par les Rythmes Digitales aka Jacques Lu Cont aka Thin White Duke aka ....

- Curtis Vodka - Hey girl
- Cassius - Feeling for you (Les Rythmes Digitales remix)

The first remix is coming from Curtis Vodka. He's living in Alaska. Good. This track is simply crazy. If we broke up this little acute sound in Fourrier's series, sinus obtained would be soft, like this song. A Cassius' remix by the Rythmes Digitales aka Jacques Lu Cont aka Thin White Duke aka ...

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Leroy Jenkins



Ils font de beux sweat à capuche. Deux thèmes lors de la dernière collection, les fleurs et les points. Ils viennent d'une école de design de New York. Normal. Très difficile à trouver à part peut-être chez Colette. Pour voir c'est là.

- Gwen Stefani - Cool (Richard X Remix)
- Paris Hilton - Don't touch it (Prod Scott Storch)

Their doing some beautiful hoodies. Two main themes for the last collection, flowers and dots. They both come from a design school in New York. Obvious. Very difficult to find except maybe at Colette. To see, click here.

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

(About) Teen Movie Pt. 9 : Ken Park



Shawn, Tate, Peaches, Claude. On suit des moments de leurs vies et les relations avec leurs parents quand ils en ont. Le sud de la Californie, le skate, le sexe, la drogue. Trash. Deux meurtres. Ken Park.

- Ciara ft. M.I.A. - Goodies (Richard X Remix)
- The Diplomats ft. Master P. - Bout it bout it Pt. III

Shawn, Tate, Peaches, Claude. We are in some moments of their lives and in their relation with their parents when they still have them. South California, skateboard, sex and drugs. A bit trashy. Two murders. Ken Park.

Monday, April 10, 2006

Run Away



Le pont Verrazano. Tout le monde veut s'en aller de Staten Island. Personne sait que c'est un quartier de New York. On sait qu'un ferry y va et passe près de la Statue de la Liberté. Rien à y faire. Tout le monde s'enfuit.

- Three 6 Mafia ft. Remy Ma - Pussy Got Ya Hooked
- Booba ft. Malekal Morte - 92 Izi

Verrazano bridge. Everybody want to run away from Staten Island. Nobody knows that this is part of New York. We know that a ferry is going there and goes by the Statue of Liberty. Nothing to do there. Everybody is fleeing.

Sunday, April 09, 2006

They were loosy too


Cam'ron a des chaussures pourries. Un short qui tombe mal. Un Tee Shirt sans manches. Juelz s'en sort mieux. Il a l'air d'avoir 16 ans. Les deux ont des bling bling ridicules. Pas de sous pour s'acheter des New Era. C'était avant la gloire, avant les Lamborghini, c'etait en 2002.

- Notorious B.I.G. / Frank Sinatra - Nasty Boy / For every man there's a woman
- Chanel - My life

Cam'ron got some lame ass shoes. A short that doesn't fit. A sleeveless tee-shirt. Juelz is a bit better. He seems to be 16 year-old. Both of them have ridiculous bling bling. No money to buy New Eras. That was before being famous, before Lamborghinis, it was in 2002.

Saturday, April 08, 2006

Café Pompier



A l'arrivée, Destiny's Child - Lose my breath, d'autres morceaux de la bande à Beyoncé pendant la soirée. Les Windows Media Playaz. Que des gens hyper lookés, rock, vintage, gangsta. Des New Era. Faire le videur quand une bagarre éclate. Finir sur un Snoop.

- M.O.P. - Cold as ice
- Foreigner - Cold as ice

At the arrival, Destiny's Child - Lose my breath, some other tracks from the Beyoncé sistaz. The Window Media Playaz. Only hyper hippy people, rock one, vintage one, gangsta one. Some New Eras. Being a bouncer when a fight pops up. Ending up with a Snoop song.

Friday, April 07, 2006

Ukraine is not only Shevchenko



Moi aussi je peux parler de sportifs à la retraite. Sergueï Bubka. Si on imagine un Ukrainien, c'est une tête comme la sienne que tu imagines. 6 fois champion du monde. 35 record du monde qu'il battait à chaque fois de peu pour avoir la prime. Passe 44 la barre des 6 mètres (c'est pas Jean Galfione).

- 80 Cent - In Da Club / Eurythmics
- SKG ft. Young Jeezt & Baby D - I'm a boss

I can talk about a sportman no longer working too. Sergueï Bubka. If you wonder about Ukranian, you will imagine his face. World champion for 6 times. 35 world record, that she did a little by little in order to get money each time. Went over 6 meters 44 times.

Thursday, April 06, 2006

100th



Lil Flip est icey, pas de doute. Fly est un bon nom. Bienvenu Pimp C., ben oui. Mais que ces chaussures sont moches. Une forme qui se voudrait proche des Nike Dunk Low, mais non c'est raté les gars.

- De La Soul - Magic Number
- Bob Dorough - 3 is the magic number

Lil Flip is icey, no doubt about it. Fly is a good brand name. Welcome back Pimp C., well yeah. Those are freaking ugly. The shape would be like ot be like the Nike Dunk Low one, but hell no guys.

Wednesday, April 05, 2006

It goes by pairs



Ceci va être le sujet de mes prochains posts. Le principe est de télécharger les deux. Pas un seul sinon, la programmation musicale n'aura aucun sens. On commence par Kanye et son premier hit Through The Wire.

- Kanye West - Through the wire
- Chaka Khan - Through the fire

This is going to be the thing of my next few posts. The point is to download both of them. Not only one, otherwise this would be pointless. We're starting with Kanye and his first hit Through the wire.

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Best Sneakers/Hip-Hop DVD



Grandmaster Caz, Michael Jordan, Nike, Adidas, Converse, Air Force One, pas de Nike SBs, Damon Dash, Fat Joe, Mathieu Kassovitz, Pro Keds, Run DMC, My Adidas, Reebok, 365 paires de chaussures. Sneakers le culte des baskets. Comme dirait quelqu'un LE STEVE ANGELLO DEFONCE. Elle aime bien les majuscules.

- Steve Lawler - That Sound (Steve Angello & Ingrosso)
- Marvin Gaye - What's Goin' On ?

Grandmaster Caz, Michael Jordan, Nike, Adidas, Converse, Air Force One, no Nike SBs, Damon Dash, Fat Joe, Mathieu Kassovitz, Pro Keds, Run DMC, My Adidas, Reebok, 365 kicks. Just for kicks. As would say someone THE STEVE ANGELLO IS KICKING ASSES. She likes capital letters.

Monday, April 03, 2006

Lovely



Je crois que les Vans Slip Ons font parties de mes chaussures préférées. Même si on me traite d'Avril Lavigne avec, c'est pas grave, elles sont belles. Le pointillisme est né avec Vans et non pas avec ces faux peintres de je-sais-pas-quel-siècle.

- Flii Stylz ft. Dap - Clownin' Out
- Jennifer Lopez ft. Fab - Get Right (Video version)

I think that the Vans Slip Ons are one of my favorite shoes. Eventhough some are calling me Avril Lavigne when I got them on, I don't care, those are beautiful. Dotism was born with Vans and not with those fake painters from I-don't-which-century.

Sunday, April 02, 2006

Three Weeks



Bonjour la thermodynamiqe, l'algèbre, la mecanique des fluides, le magnetisme, les ondes sonores, la lumière ondulatoire, l'arithmetique, la cinetique, la dynamique. Bonjour à Maxwell, Gauss, Hooke, Fick, Rolle, Kékulé, Ampère, Magnus, Venturri, Stokes, Minkowski.

- Partners N Crime ft. Juvenile & Skip - Bubble Bubble

Hello to thermodynamic, algebra, mechanics of liquids, magnetism, sound wave, lights, arithmetics, kinetics, dynamics. Hello to Maxwell, Gauss, Hooke, Fick, Rolle, Kékulé, Ampère, Magnus, Venturri, Stokes, Minkowski.